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My name is Catherine.


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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

7beebi:

this looks perfect

7beebi:

this looks perfect

mutualize:

mutualize:

Why would you do this to me

Dont you ever say i just walked away, i will always want you

mutualize:

mutualize:

Why would you do this to me

Dont you ever say i just walked away, i will always want you

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

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rinface:

sammylumpkins:

I love them. 

HAHA WHY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!

OH MY GOD THE DBZ REFERENCE IN THAT LAST ONE O.O

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”